GA: Hi this is Gillian Anderson, Agent Dana Scully, on the Kevin and Bean Christmas Album.
DD: And David Duchovny, Agent Fox Mulder on the X-Files. This holiday season, trust no one, not even Santa Claus.
GA: Mulder, Santa Claus isn’t real. He’s a folk legend, any eight-year-old child can tell you that.
DD: What about the proof Scully?
GA: What proof?
DD: The crap, Scully. It was reindeer crap. You analysed it yourself.
GA: So it’s reindeer crap. Reindeer do that too y’know.
DD: On the roof Scully, how do you explain that?
GA: There could be a thousand explanations. Maybe some kids put it up there as a prank. Maybe the reindeer ate mexican.
DD: Alright then how to you explain what we found on that half-eaten plate of cookies?
GA: All we found were a few white beard hairs. Kenny Rogers could’ve been up here, we don’t know! They could’ve come from anyone!
DD: No, not just anyone. There’s someone out there. Yes, Dana, there *is* a Santa Claus.
GA: Oh Fox, forget about that stuff, it’s Christmas! Hey! I’m gonna buy you a gift tonight, what do you want?
DD: The truth, Scully, all I want is the truth… and a pony.
is it ok to start reblogging this again or
hahahahahahah THIS IS PERFECT (except that they call each other Fox and Dana at the end so randomly….)